PETER ALEXANDER: Mr. President, in the wake of this global pandemic, a worried nation turns to you for guidance. How would you put their minds at ease?
MONKEY: (flings poop)
PETER ALEXANDER: HEY!
R: The liberal media is so divisive
DAY 1160
R: The global pandemic is the Democrats’ fault, because they distracted the Poop-Flinging Monkey with impeachment
D: But he never attended any of the hearings
R: Doesn’t matter; still distracted
D: But
R: Democrats’ fault, times infinity
MONKEY: (flings poop)
Sep 12, 2018 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Donald Trump is a horrifying sack of congealed urinal sewage with zero, repeat, ZERO redeeming qualities and 62 million of you fucks thought he should be our President
- convince voters that Democrats hate the troops, hate the flag, hate cops, kill babies & are coming for your guns
- the above is not really true, but say it anyway
- never fact-check
- never apologize
- blame Democrats for not being sufficiently respectful
@realDonaldTrump TRUMP: FAKE NEWS! WITCH HUNT! THE MEDIA IS UNFAIR! WHAT ABOUT OBAMA? HILLARY DID BAD THINGS TOO! PEOPLE LOVE ME! THE FBI IS CORRUPT! JOBS, JOBS, JOBS! SOYBEANS!
R: This is fine
D: Trump sounds incompetent & guilty as hell
R: Do I detect a touch of TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME?
FOX: YARRRRRRRGH BENGHAZI SHARIA MUSLIMS MS-13 DEEP STATE ANTIFA IMMIGRANTS HILLARY HILLARY HILLARY BOOGA BOOGA
@realDonaldTrump D: So, to summarize, Trump held secret meetings to collect hacked intel from the Russians & lied nonstop about it for two years, doing everything in his power to discredit the media & the Federal Department of Justice to save his own skin
R: You’re just mad you lost the election
Sep 15, 2017 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
Yes, Donald Trump is a white supremacist. His policies are anti-immigrant. The KKK endorsed him. He hired WS staff.
#NaziBucketChallenge
The WS celebration in DC was a coalition of Trump supporters. So was the "Unite the Right" march in Charlottesville.
