OKAY Y'ALL.

IT'S TIME.

MY MOMENT HAS COME.

The first #SexyHistory miniseries IS UPON US. For the month of February, I'm going to (sexily) be breaking down the Wars of the Roses. This is some fairly complex sh*t, and everyone has the same damn name, so this will definitely be an exercise in HITTING THE HIGH NOTES.

OKAY, LOVELIES, yesterday I could not rally to do a #SexyHistory because I had to get a crown put on (on my tooth, not my head, ALAS), but TODAY IS THE DAY, LET'S DO THIS. Today we'll be talking about Margaret of Valois, French princess/queen, and one Seriously Put Upon Lady. LIFE WAS HARD FOR 16th CENTURY MARGARETS, Y'ALL.

GOOD MORNING, TWITTER! After a BRIEF HIATUS, #SexyHistory is BACK, and we're GOING BIG TODAY! This story has got EVERYTHING.
- Princesses
- Hot Scots
- Dramatic Escapes
- ESCANDALO marriages
- Henry VIII being a total d*ck

GOOD MORNING, TWITTER! #SexyHistory Tuesday IS UPON US, gird thy loins and such! Today's Topic: James II: Royal F*ckboi. So every Tuesday, when history STOPS getting polite, and STARTS getting real- er, sexy- people bring up Charles II. BECAUSE OF COURSE.

Happy Tuesday, all! Shall we begin #SexyHistory? Today we're gonna be talking about Isabella, "The She-Wolf of France." First of all, "She-Wolf" is a freaking awesome thing to be called. You know it. I know it. Shakira knows it.

It's Tuesday, so welcome to Part II of #SexyHistory! Today we'll be discussing James VI/I, and how X-Treme Thirst nearly got him killed! Okay, first off, NOMENCLATURE which is not sexy (OR IS IT???) (It is not.) James is James VI of Scotland, becomes James I of England.