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Jul 30, 2018 15 tweets 10 min read
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I have found a copy of #VA05 Republican Congressional candidate @Denver4VA’s self-published book “Bigfoot Exterminators Inc: The Partially Cautionary, Mostly True Tale of Monster Hunt 2006”

Here are some of my favorite excerpts #BigfootErotica The narrator first encounters #Bigfoot on page 3, thrusts his walking stick at “Bigfoot Balls,” and uses phrase “mythic private parts” when describing himself