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We held the line now justice grinds. Taking calls and having many meetings. Pastor of #OurLadyOfTheMiddleFinger I'm the Shädowmän, I'll eat all your apples
Sep 1, 2018 47 tweets 8 min read
Watching @ActMeasuresDoc on Hulu

Because fuck iTunes and fuck Apple, don't @ me First 3 minutes in: they use 8 of my favorite @PutinRF young pics showing how much of a tiny dork he is 😂

My favorite is still Disco Dork Vova
Aug 22, 2018 8 tweets 3 min read
Mini-Thread:

A tribute to Alt-Santa, the unsung hero of the Manafort trials

Should we ever meet sir, the beer is on me! 🍺 Alt-Santa is with a lengthier sign than normal 😀
Aug 18, 2018 7 tweets 3 min read
This seems rather significant 😲
nytimes.com/2018/08/18/us/… At least 3 visits for over 30 hours you say?

Is that a lot? That seems like a lot?

😆
Aug 16, 2018 9 tweets 3 min read
🤔 As @SpicyFiles has pointed out, Rand Paul did say it first on FoxNews and a CNN article...

However, if there aren't instructions and answered responses going back and forth between Rand Paul (R-Moscow) and GRU, I would be shocked.

RU fuckery is afoot, and Rand is apart of it
May 7, 2018 9 tweets 4 min read
Oliver North sure loved selling guns and diverting the profits to the Contra's... What other fuckery could he do while head of NRA?

🤔 Light treason doesn't even move the needle anymore, so Ollie is totes cool right? 🙄

theguardian.com/us-news/2017/m…
Mar 24, 2018 26 tweets 9 min read
Today's marches have brought out the creativity and humor of our great nation of patriots.

This thread will highlight my favorites and I will add more as I find them. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: None of these are mine, I will attribute those I can, a few are posted from crowd watchers Love this #ScoobyGang
Feb 15, 2018 6 tweets 3 min read
I know everyone (rightfully) are angry at the NRA and are blaming Congress and Senate who take their money (also rightfully), or have correctly associated the @NRA with Russian involvement...

I encourage you look deeper

The NRA changed when Wayne La Pierre took over in 1991 While Dana is currently the spokesperson and is shitty as most have been the past 25 years, she is just the face of the organization while Wayne has run it as VP since 1991
Feb 13, 2018 12 tweets 3 min read
Are nothingburgers always this filling?
motherjones.com/politics/2018/… Nom nom nom
Jan 31, 2018 73 tweets 6 min read
Live-Drunk-Ragetweet of SOTU will begin shortly, Xanax is in your drinkholders, and the wine will flow like the salmon of Capistrano

Disclaimer:

There will be curses
There will be typos
I can't guarantee coherency
I reserve the right to be easily distracted
No flash photography Oh Gawd! The first shot is Betsy DeVos smiling like a ponzi schemer looking for bears as she plods down the aisles....

Not an auspicious start 😒
Dec 7, 2017 27 tweets 10 min read
Erm muy gerd!

It's #FelixSaterWeek today!

So
Happy
It's
Thursday Felix flys under the radar, but he's rather important...

thenation.com/article/who-is…
Oct 20, 2017 7 tweets 1 min read
Today has been difficult (mostly) holding my tongue regarding Kelly. Many accounts I enjoy and often agree with have this situation wrong... ...Assuming because the surface of the stream looks one way, what is going on underneath reflects the surface. It does not...