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You can’t cut funding for the English Department and then complain students don’t know how to write well.
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Jul 31, 2018 5 tweets 2 min read
Ya'll. The most GLORIOUS thing happened and couldn't have been better timed if I was in a movie with an award winning special effects crew. Walking into a local cafe to pick up a sandwich order when some cur entering as I'm leaving says to me, "I'd like to see those titties jiggle over my face."
Jul 17, 2018 7 tweets 3 min read
I have been sucked in to Lifetime's Escaping Polygamy.
This is what happens when I don't have papers to grade. OHMYGOD. These young kids are all: I need to leave this cult because it's a life or death situation. And the people rescuing them are like, okay we have 2 minutes. And then the kids are all, "HOLD ON. I NEED TO PACK EVERY GODDAMN THING I OWN."