Creator of the Forgotten Realms® and a myriad of other worlds, universes, and shared settings. Avid tea-drinker and swashbuckler. He/him, accepting of all.
Sep 5, 2018 • 19 tweets • 7 min read
1) “Look at the trees!” the thief said suddenly, pointing up. They’d been leapfrogging their slow way through the deep, damp, eerily listening-to-them forest for much of the day, and the light was beginning to lessen. #epic fantasy
2) “What?” the dwarf growled, peering in vain. “I see trees, in a ring…faery ring? We go around it, not through?”
“I see,” the ranger said quietly. “The thickenings, up high, where the trunks bulge, and many limbs branch off. Elven tombs.” #epic fantasy
Aug 29, 2018 • 15 tweets • 6 min read
1) “They say this castle is impregnable,” muttered the thief. “So we’re going to impregnate it.”
The cleric opened his mouth rather wearily to correct the sly little outlander, but then shut it again. What was the use? He was… #epic fantasy
2) …unlikely to live long enough to learn correct speech, and his outlander manglings of the trade-tongue were occasionally hilarious, and more often mildly amusing. Which is more than many of us manage to be in life. #epic fantasy