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Southern boy, Christian, Happily married father of 3. World's Greatest Defective. Satire. Preferred pronouns (Bat/Man) No DM’s.
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Oct 7, 2018 5 tweets 2 min read
Any “man” that brings someone’s children into an argument is no man. Period. This is a foolish response. I don't know of any Christian that's not willing to use EVERYTHING at their disposal when it comes to their kids. As much crap as @ChrisLoesch has had thrown at his wife and children, I and MANY others would stand behind him.
Oct 6, 2018 5 tweets 2 min read
Live shot of Kavanaugh’s first day in the Supreme Court. Live shot of Cocaine Mitch today.
Oct 4, 2018 5 tweets 1 min read
On my way to the dentist for a root canal.

Huge plus, fixing to get RIPPED on some nitrous. Should I live tweet my gas high?
Oct 4, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
Alex, I'll take things Jaunita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, Paula Jones, and Leslie Millwee would NEVER say for $1,000. We have these ladies that can line up and show tons of evidence on Bill Clinton yet he’s a beloved teddy bear of the Left.
Sep 28, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
I know one person who would’ve fixed the Supreme Court but you misogynist wouldn’t allow it.

Our god-queen lightbringer. *checks follower count*

Nice
Sep 27, 2018 5 tweets 1 min read
I gotta say, I’m straight up moved by Kavanaugh right now.

You have no heart if you can’t be moved by a man defending the honor of both himself and his family. #KavanaughHearings
Sep 27, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
I’m pretty sure if we just dump Kavanaugh and let the Dems pick the next SCOTUS everyone will be happy.

We’ll all meet in the middle and the Dems will love us just like before.

Hillary could’ve fixed this. We could have had Hillary and you misogynists elected Trump.

We missed out on our God-Queen lightbringer and I place the blame on you evil Conservatives.
Sep 24, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
Does anyone else find it ironic that being nominated to the Supreme Court means you no longer receive due process? I can tell you this, it's now going to be 24/7 "multiple women" in the media because the MSM is complete idiots.

I'm not sure he'll make it now, not because he's guilty but because the media runs this country.
Sep 16, 2018 4 tweets 2 min read
Sep 16, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
Let’s pretend Kavanaugh actually did what they’re saying right now.

Sen. Feinstein sat on this crap for a month and had plenty of chances to confront the man in private.

Please tell me she isn’t pure evil and I will point and laugh at you. If Kavanaugh has to step down because of this, the Repubicans should just straight up confirm the next person in line and let the Dems cry it out in the corner.

The Dems are trying their best to stretch this thing out until after the elections.
Sep 13, 2018 6 tweets 2 min read
Think progress is a complete joke and I’m going to post their ridiculous quotes from this piece in a thread. /1 You absolute joke of a publication.
Sep 11, 2018 5 tweets 2 min read
On #September11th I drove a delivery truck at the time. I had to drop off some cash at the bank. I walked into this large bank and yelled hello to everyone as always. Not a single soul was there. I kept yelling hello and someone stepped out of the break room and waved me in. /1 I walked into the room and it was dead silence as everyone was watching the TV. A couple of the ladies were crying. I just watched and said, how can that be an accident? /2
Sep 8, 2018 7 tweets 3 min read
I driving to Knoxville to watch @Vol_Football today.

Go Tennessee Vols!

I get to see my beautiful daughter play in the halftime show. Holy crap. We took the wrong exit and had to drive through the rough part of town.

We literally drove through a “tent city” of homeless people.

Some days we think we have it bad until you see those that actually do. It scared the crap out of the wife.
Sep 7, 2018 4 tweets 2 min read
I made the mistake of clicking on the ‘Check out the new look of Twitter’ tab and it’s completely terrible.

I can’t reload back to the old page. It’s honestly awful.

Don’t click on it. Why do they go out of their way to make our time here the worst?!? I'm on a PC, not sure about the phone app.

Every time I click on anything, respond, look at my responses, etc...I have to load a page first.

This sucks @TwitterSupport
Aug 13, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
We all know that this tweet is awesome but my next tweet will be even awesomer.

Probably. We all know plums are just grapes we were too lazy to pick on time. We’re too lazy to even admit that mistake.

Oh, stop saying prunes are good. We all have taste buds, dopes.

Told ya this tweet would be awesomer, naysayers.
Jul 30, 2018 5 tweets 1 min read
Changing aquariums and cleaning filters to own my Lib fish. Jamming on some older Rush to own my ears.