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Oct 14, 2017 23 tweets 4 min read
Peter Subramani was sitting in a large, secret room inside a large Mushroom, and smiled as he looked at a large board on the large wall. 1/ The Mushroom had other large rooms too. A "Miracle Room" for training new #Subraminis to dance like demented monkeys for a miracle cure. 2/
Sep 15, 2017 20 tweets 2 min read
Abdul Malik was feeling bored, as his better four-fifths had taken to WhatsApp readily after TT was banned by the SC. So he rubbed his... 1/ ...lamp. The djinn appeared, dressed like a fan of Bappi Lahiri who'd fallen in love with Lady Gaga, and shouted, "What do you want now?" 2/