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Croatian actor-director and writer bent on world domination. Provides socio-political commentary no one asked for. Prvi bećar Londona. Author @geopoliticaldog.
Jul 10, 2018 21 tweets 4 min read
With increased interest in #Croatia due to #WorldCup success, here's a short history lesson about the place:

A Slavic tribe named Croatians came to the area of modern-day Croatia in the 7th century, then promply began having sex with everything that moved for the next 200 years. Some scientists suggest the word 'Croatian' means 'friend', which, with all the Netflix & chill going on, sounds just about right. Anyway, after 200 years of bow chicka wow wow with anything with a pulse, a modern-day nation of Croatia was born.