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🔥FIRE THREAD🔥
A Fierce Rant About
SERVICE ANIMALS IN AMERICA
from @IvanThrone
The Dark Triad Man
I'm going to talk about handlers and assholes, and how to tell the difference when someone claims their four-legged creature is a #ServiceDog.
Ready for fire, people?
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A Fierce Rant About
SERVICE ANIMALS IN AMERICA
from @IvanThrone
The Dark Triad Man
I'm going to talk about handlers and assholes, and how to tell the difference when someone claims their four-legged creature is a #ServiceDog.
Ready for fire, people?
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The very first thing we're going to do is define #ServiceDog.
There's only ONE definition that matters in America:
"Service animals are defined as dogs that are individually trained to do work or perform tasks for people with disabilities."
ada.gov/service_animal…
NOW...
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There's only ONE definition that matters in America:
"Service animals are defined as dogs that are individually trained to do work or perform tasks for people with disabilities."
ada.gov/service_animal…
NOW...
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Repeat after me, children:
IF IT IS NOT A DOG
IT IS NOT A SERVICE ANIMAL.
This is not Complicated:
If it is a Pig, a Duck, a Peacock, a Snake, a Bird, a Fish, or bloody God damn Hamster, it is...
NOT A SERVICE ANIMAL
Get the hell off my plane!
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IF IT IS NOT A DOG
IT IS NOT A SERVICE ANIMAL.
This is not Complicated:
If it is a Pig, a Duck, a Peacock, a Snake, a Bird, a Fish, or bloody God damn Hamster, it is...
NOT A SERVICE ANIMAL
Get the hell off my plane!
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