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THE SCAR
I was pinned to the ground. I watched them take turns on me. 4 of them. My pubic region hurt badly. I closed my eyes awaiting death to lay its icy hands on me. But life was keen to show me a side I never wanted to experience.
Issa thread.
#Endrape
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I was pinned to the ground. I watched them take turns on me. 4 of them. My pubic region hurt badly. I closed my eyes awaiting death to lay its icy hands on me. But life was keen to show me a side I never wanted to experience.
Issa thread.
#Endrape
#feeltheeagle
Mary walked into the house sobbing. "Mum, I'm tired of men. infact men are scum."
"Why dear?" Lizzy asked.
"Tunde broke up with me."
"Why dear?" Lizzy asked.
"Tunde broke up with me."
"And you generalise men as scum because of that?"
"Yes mum. I've heard many bad stories about men."
"What can you say of your dad?"
"He is nice. You are lucky to have him."
"Seat down, young woman. Let me tell you a story of my life."
"Yes mum. I've heard many bad stories about men."
"What can you say of your dad?"
"He is nice. You are lucky to have him."
"Seat down, young woman. Let me tell you a story of my life."
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
“Bayo, I’m pregnant. What are we going to do about it?” Uduak asked
There was an awkward silence.
He looked down at his manhood. “ Shey you see wetin you don cause. Konji na bastard.” He thought to himself.
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#feeltheeagle #terrifictuesday
“Bayo, I’m pregnant. What are we going to do about it?” Uduak asked
There was an awkward silence.
He looked down at his manhood. “ Shey you see wetin you don cause. Konji na bastard.” He thought to himself.
Brethren Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #terrifictuesday
Bayo had just been transferred to Calabar to manage a new branch of his firm. Despite the promotion he felt lonely and sad. Distance had separated him from Bolanle - the love of his life:
He rented a 2 bedroom apartment at the heart of Calabar. Marian to be precise.
He loved everything about the City. It was cool, calm, Clean and green unlike the Lagos hustling and bustling of people.
He loved everything about the City. It was cool, calm, Clean and green unlike the Lagos hustling and bustling of people.
THE HUSTLE.
Fred stood with arms on his head looking at the motionless body of the hooker he barely met 2hours ago.
“My penis don put me for wahala.” He wailed.
“Guy, we need to dispose this body before daybreak” Efe suggested.
Brethren, Issa Crazy thread.
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Fred stood with arms on his head looking at the motionless body of the hooker he barely met 2hours ago.
“My penis don put me for wahala.” He wailed.
“Guy, we need to dispose this body before daybreak” Efe suggested.
Brethren, Issa Crazy thread.
#feeltheeagle
Fred hustled for years without reward. Every available option failed. Living from hand to mouth was a miracle as the chances of surviving the next day became a gamble.
His only escape was ‘Corporate begging.’
He laced his shoe, tucked in his shirt and set off for the daily hustle.
He laced his shoe, tucked in his shirt and set off for the daily hustle.
REGRETS PT2
Before we get down to business, lets have a recap of PT1
Kate narrated how she turned down mark’s proposal despite the sacrifices he made.
Read below.👇
Brethren, Grab your popcorn. Issa suspense filled thread.
#feeltheeagle
Before we get down to business, lets have a recap of PT1
Kate narrated how she turned down mark’s proposal despite the sacrifices he made.
Read below.👇
Brethren, Grab your popcorn. Issa suspense filled thread.
#feeltheeagle
Now, Let’s get down to business.
Shall we?
Shall we?
REGRETS PT2
“You have been sentenced to 25 years in prison with hard labour.” The Judge said. The sound of the Gavel shattered my heart. I can still hear the echoes of the Gavel." Kate said.
“You have been sentenced to 25 years in prison with hard labour.” The Judge said. The sound of the Gavel shattered my heart. I can still hear the echoes of the Gavel." Kate said.
SNARED!
Fred looked at his completely ruptured penis. The pain from the teeth marks inflicted on his machine gun by Lady Binta who laid motionless on the floor was excruciating.
Emeka’s laughter added salt to the injury.
Brethren grab your popcorns issa thread.
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Fred looked at his completely ruptured penis. The pain from the teeth marks inflicted on his machine gun by Lady Binta who laid motionless on the floor was excruciating.
Emeka’s laughter added salt to the injury.
Brethren grab your popcorns issa thread.
#feeltheeagle
You may wonder how fred got himself into this mess.
Years back, Fred was a casualty of the mass sacking in banks during the economic melt down.
He struggled to get a job, after many failed interviews.
Years back, Fred was a casualty of the mass sacking in banks during the economic melt down.
He struggled to get a job, after many failed interviews.
On this faithful day, after another unfruitful interview he was ramped into a mud of water by an SUV who had lost its brakes.
THE FEMINIST – PT2
Before we get down to business lets have a brief recap of part 1
#feeltheeagle
Issa Thread.
PART1 - Amanda struggled to find love, Her stigma made her develop a strong hatred for men.
Before we get down to business lets have a brief recap of part 1
#feeltheeagle
Issa Thread.
PART1 - Amanda struggled to find love, Her stigma made her develop a strong hatred for men.
Ensure you read the quoted tweet above 👆 (THE FEMINIST PT1) before you continue.
Lets get down to business.
Lets get down to business.
THE FEMINIST – PT2
“Dad, you wanted having a word with me.” Amanda inquired.
“Yes dear. You just turned 31, and we are yet to see any man.”
“Marriage is not an accomplishment.” Amanda said.
Mum and Dad’s reaction.
Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle
“Dad, you wanted having a word with me.” Amanda inquired.
“Yes dear. You just turned 31, and we are yet to see any man.”
“Marriage is not an accomplishment.” Amanda said.
Mum and Dad’s reaction.
Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle
THE FEMINIST
She opened the door.
“Femi!” Amanda screamed.
“Why are you acting surprised, What you couldn’t give me, I got it elsewhere.” Femi retorted.
She pulled the bedsheet to reveal the lady hiding her face. Behold it was Funke her best friend.
#feeltheeagle
Issa thread.
She opened the door.
“Femi!” Amanda screamed.
“Why are you acting surprised, What you couldn’t give me, I got it elsewhere.” Femi retorted.
She pulled the bedsheet to reveal the lady hiding her face. Behold it was Funke her best friend.
#feeltheeagle
Issa thread.
Amanda Coker was raised in a christian home. Her father was the G.O of Temple of life ministries. Being a youth leader in church, she lived an exemplary life for youths to emulate. Her goal was to preserve her virginity till marriage.
Femi was a first timer in church. Amanda welcomed him. His smile left her spell bound. She felt a strange feeling she had never felt before.
“Sweet Jesus, he’s good looking.” She thought to herself.
“Sweet Jesus, he’s good looking.” She thought to herself.
ENSLAVED.
“I am tired of all this. Are you the first virgin in the world?” Ike said angrily.
“Ike, I love you. We can kiss or cuddle but I want to preserve my virginity till marriage.” Amaka asserted.
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#feeltheeagle
“I am tired of all this. Are you the first virgin in the world?” Ike said angrily.
“Ike, I love you. We can kiss or cuddle but I want to preserve my virginity till marriage.” Amaka asserted.
Brethren Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle
“My team just won the Nigerian premier league. I was the MVP, I would have celebrated the night in this plush hotel with other women, But I chose to spend it with you and this is what I get in return.”
“Ike, We don’t need to have sex to Celebrate or prove my love. We have invested 2years in this relationship, don’t let us spoil it.”
“You can call it investment, I call it endurance. I can’t wait anymore.”
“Ok, Let’s get married.” Amaka insisted.
“You can call it investment, I call it endurance. I can’t wait anymore.”
“Ok, Let’s get married.” Amaka insisted.
THE YORUBA DEMON - PT3
Before we get down to business lets have a brief recap of previous episodes. #feeltheeagle
Issa thread.
PART1 - Según struggled to find love, certain challenges hindered his quest.
Link below.👇
Before we get down to business lets have a brief recap of previous episodes. #feeltheeagle
Issa thread.
PART1 - Según struggled to find love, certain challenges hindered his quest.
Link below.👇
PART2 - After a series of Heartbreak, he decides to ditch his quest for true love and take revenge on every descendant of eve that comes his way.
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Link below.👇
#feeltheeagle
Link below.👇
Now Lets get down to business.😉👍
