THE SCAR

I was pinned to the ground. I watched them take turns on me. 4 of them. My pubic region hurt badly. I closed my eyes awaiting death to lay its icy hands on me. But life was keen to show me a side I never wanted to experience.

Issa thread.
#Endrape
#feeltheeagle Mary walked into the house sobbing. "Mum, I'm tired of men. infact men are scum."
"Why dear?" Lizzy asked.
"Tunde broke up with me."

THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

“Bayo, I’m pregnant. What are we going to do about it?” Uduak asked
There was an awkward silence.
He looked down at his manhood. “ Shey you see wetin you don cause. Konji na bastard.” He thought to himself.

Brethren Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle #terrifictuesday Bayo had just been transferred to Calabar to manage a new branch of his firm. Despite the promotion he felt lonely and sad. Distance had separated him from Bolanle - the love of his life:

CONFESSIONS PT2
Before we get down to business, lets have a recap of PT1
Joe narrated how circumstances led him to date a demented cougar who was ready to take down any female that comes close to him
Read below👇


https://twitter.com/iamthe_eagle/status/1036871996603281408#feeltheeagle

Brace yourself for suspense.
Issa thread. If you haven’t read PT1 click the quoted tweet above before continuing this thread.👆

For those who have read the previous episode, Let’s get down to business.
Shall we?

CONFESSIONS PT1

“I watched her bleed to death, it was the most relieving sight to behold. I could feel the adrenaline rush come to an end.”

“Joe! I don’t believe you. You can’t hurt a fly.” Said Jenny.
“Believe me. I did it for you.”

Issa thread.
#feetheeagle #terrifictuesday “I’m ready to confess everything to you. If you chose to hear me out.”

Jenny gave a long pause still trying to process the shocking confession she was about to hear.

“Ok Joe, go ahead.” She said in a low tone.

THE HUSTLE.

Fred stood with arms on his head looking at the motionless body of the hooker he barely met 2hours ago.

“My penis don put me for wahala.” He wailed.

“Guy, we need to dispose this body before daybreak” Efe suggested.

Brethren, Issa Crazy thread.
#feeltheeagle Fred hustled for years without reward. Every available option failed. Living from hand to mouth was a miracle as the chances of surviving the next day became a gamble.

REGRETS PT2

Before we get down to business, lets have a recap of PT1
Kate narrated how she turned down mark’s proposal despite the sacrifices he made.
Read below.👇

Brethren, Grab your popcorn. Issa suspense filled thread.
#feeltheeagle

https://twitter.com/iamthe_eagle/status/1029261595770318848

Now, Let’s get down to business.
Shall we?

SNARED!

Fred looked at his completely ruptured penis. The pain from the teeth marks inflicted on his machine gun by Lady Binta who laid motionless on the floor was excruciating.
Emeka’s laughter added salt to the injury.

Brethren grab your popcorns issa thread.
#feeltheeagle You may wonder how fred got himself into this mess.
Years back, Fred was a casualty of the mass sacking in banks during the economic melt down.
He struggled to get a job, after many failed interviews.

THE FEMINIST – PT2
Before we get down to business lets have a brief recap of part 1
#feeltheeagle

Issa Thread.

PART1 - Amanda struggled to find love, Her stigma made her develop a strong hatred for men.

https://twitter.com/iamthe_eagle/status/1019114530755014663

Ensure you read the quoted tweet above 👆 (THE FEMINIST PT1) before you continue.

Lets get down to business.

THE FEMINIST

She opened the door.
“Femi!” Amanda screamed.
“Why are you acting surprised, What you couldn’t give me, I got it elsewhere.” Femi retorted.
She pulled the bedsheet to reveal the lady hiding her face. Behold it was Funke her best friend.
#feeltheeagle

Issa thread. Amanda Coker was raised in a christian home. Her father was the G.O of Temple of life ministries. Being a youth leader in church, she lived an exemplary life for youths to emulate. Her goal was to preserve her virginity till marriage.

ENSLAVED.

“I am tired of all this. Are you the first virgin in the world?” Ike said angrily.
“Ike, I love you. We can kiss or cuddle but I want to preserve my virginity till marriage.” Amaka asserted.

Brethren Issa thread.
#feeltheeagle “My team just won the Nigerian premier league. I was the MVP, I would have celebrated the night in this plush hotel with other women, But I chose to spend it with you and this is what I get in return.”

THE YORUBA DEMON - PT3
Before we get down to business lets have a brief recap of previous episodes. #feeltheeagle

Issa thread.

PART1 - Según struggled to find love, certain challenges hindered his quest.
Link below.👇

https://twitter.com/iamthe_eagle/status/1008967760116899841

PART2 - After a series of Heartbreak, he decides to ditch his quest for true love and take revenge on every descendant of eve that comes his way.
#feeltheeagle

Link below.👇

https://twitter.com/iamthe_eagle/status/1011504662112063488

THE YORUBA DEMON PT2
"Segun, Segun!" Malik screamed.
"Oh! " Segun answered realising he had been lost in his thoughts.
"Guy you need to loosen up. Over thinking is a silent killer." Malik advised.
Segun hadn’t recovered from his heart break.

Brethren Issa thread.
#feeltheeeagle His only distraction from reality was work.
Despite the abundance of wealth that surrounded him, he felt empty.

THE YORUBA DEMON.
PT1 -THE STRUGGLE

Joy handed Segun an envelope.
“What’s this.” he asked.
“Segun, I have been patient enough with you.”
He opened the envelope. It was a wedding invitation.
He looked at her hand and saw a diamond ring. His heart sank.

Brethren Issa thread. Segun had met Joy in film school at jos.

They dated for 3years. Both raised in a Christian home, the principle that held them was no sex till marriage.
Their love was a match made in heaven. They assured themselves constantly that nothing could separate them.

THE PYGMY - PT2 (R18)
Joe was excited at the news of his solution.
At last! his Penis will get a befitting size.
Thoughts of all the sexcapades he would use it for made him giggle uncontrollably.

It was a blissful ride to the office.

Issa thread. At work.
Joe couldn’t concentrate. He stared at the clock repeatedly. He couldn’t wait for close of work to head to Femi’s promised solution centre.

THE PYGMY.

Joe was incredibly handsome. He mastered the antics of seduction. His charming looks and funny gesture attracted women to him. His 6-figure salary was an added advantage.
Getting girls to his bed was much easier but he had a major setback. His small DICK.

Issa thread Joe was a sex addict. In addition to his flaw he had no Idea on the art of foreplay and oral sex.

Sex was always a disappointment.

DEMOCRAZY - THE DIRTY GAME.

Senator Badmus had a thriving political career. His hard work and determination made him stand out.

Does the name BADMUS ring a bell🔔?
(Check my pinned tweet for diary of a nymph PT2)

Issa Thread #DemocracyDay Badmus passed several bills that were approved for the development of the nation.
When his tenure as a senator was over, he was urged by majority of the house to contest for the position of the senate president.

THE ORGY
PART 2 - DAY OF RECKONING

Tunde and Jimmy had amassed great wealth for themselves. Their zeal and hard work made them surpass Bayo’s wealth within a short period in the Yahoo plus business.
They had become the biggest boys in Lagos.

Issa thread. Clients were paying with ease, Thanks to their renewed rituals.