“I am tired of all this. Are you the first virgin in the world?” Ike said angrily.
“Ike, I love you. We can kiss or cuddle but I want to preserve my virginity till marriage.” Amaka asserted.
“My team just won the Nigerian premier league. I was the MVP, I would have celebrated the night in this plush hotel with other women, But I chose to spend it with you and this is what I get in return.”
“Ike, We don’t need to have sex to Celebrate or prove my love. We have invested 2years in this relationship, don’t let us spoil it.”
“You can call it investment, I call it endurance. I can’t wait anymore.”
“Ok, Let’s get married.” Amaka insisted.
“My career is still growing, getting committed will tie me down. Besides I’m not stable, I travel week in week out to play matches. When I get to the peak of my career, We can have a grand wedding.”
“You see, You keep coming up with one excuse or the other.” Amaka asserted.
“So do you. What is there in having sex? Is there gold buried in your vagina?” Ike retorted.
“I don’t believe you said that.”
“That is just a tip of what is going through my mind.” Ike said as he started to leave the room.
“Ike don’t walk away from me.”
He ignored her.
“Ok, Let’s do it.” Amaka said.
Ike paused at the door on hearing that.
“You said what?”
“Let’s have sex, If that’s what will make you happy.”
Ike grinned.
“At Last!” He yelled as he rushed to the bed like a mad cow on heat.
He pulled his boxers and brought out his manhood.
“Holy Moses.” Amaka screamed.
“What is it?”
“Is that thing going to enter me?”
“Yes. How else do people have sex?”
“I’m scared.” She said.
“There’s always a first time. Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle on you.” He assured.
As he tried taking off her panties she ran towards the door.
“What is it?” He said angrily.
“I’m not ready. I’m scared. Can we do this next time?” She begged.
“In my next life, I’ll never date a virgin.” Ike said as he left the room.
She held him back, he pushed her hand and left the room angrily.
He headed to the club at the basement of the hotel where his teammates were still celebrating.
Amaka followed him. She begged but Ike was not ready to give a listening ear.
“When you are ready let me know” he said.
She walked back to the room in tears.
3 years ago, Ike was an unknown name in the football world. Raised in a poor home. A local champion who dazzled in street football. He was nicknamed Pele because of his goal scoring ability. He met Amaka through his younger sister.
Ike got into the Lions of Aba through Amaka’s Dad who was the manager of the team. He was given a trial at the club, in less than 2 years he had become the MVP of the club taking the club from Division 2 to winning the league.
Amaka played a huge part in his success story. Raised in a Christian home, she wasn’t ready to sacrifice her virtues for love. She was surprised at Ike’s recent attitude. She blamed it on fame.
Ike was at the pub disappointed with his sex life when a got a shrug from a lady.
As he looked to his side he saw a beauty. She looked foreign.
“Congratulations on winning the league, you were amazing this season.” She said in a foreign accent.
“Thank you.” Ike replied.
“I’m Samantha, It’s a pleasure meeting you. My dad is an agent. he sends young talents abroad.”
Ike’s eye’s lit up.
“Call me” she said as she gave him her complementary card and planted a kiss on his cheeks as she left.
Chike his teammate ran towards him.
“Guy, you don hammer!” Chike said excitedly.
“How?” Ike asked.
“Are you saying you don’t know Samantha?”
“I just met her today. She claims her dad is an agent.”
“Her dad owns one of the biggest football agencies in the world, she’s half caste. Her dad is from Lebanon and her mum is Nigerian.”
“I knew there was something different about her.” Ike said.
“Our league is unrecognised, even our national team ignores our home based players. If you shoot your shot well, her dad will send you to a big club abroad.”
“Wow, I think I’m interested in this package. I’ll find a way to contact her.”
As he exited the club to the hotel he saw Samantha enter a white Limousine.
She waved at him as the car drove off.
Ike got to his hotel room looking excited. He was surprised to see Amaka still awake.
“Ike, your mood has changed what triggered this excitement?” she asked.
Ike thought of sharing the good news with her but felt she would discourage him.
“We had a nice time at the club.” He lied.
They slept.
That night Ike found it hard to sleep. He saw himself playing for Barcelona.
“Coutinho passes the ball to Messi, Messi flicks a cross to the 18 yard box, and Ike thunders the ball into the net with a powerful bicycle kick, what a goal!” In peter Drury’s voice.
He couldn’t place if it was a dream or an illusion.
The next morning he phoned Samantha. “Meet me at the address on the card by 12noon. I’ll be expecting you.” Samantha said.
He dressed for his life changing meeting.
It was a long drive from Samantha’s Gate to the main building. He had to pass through a series of security checks.
“All this security for one woman.” Ike hissed as he passed the last security checkpoint. He finally arrived at a huge mansion. He dazzled at the elegance of it.
Samantha was waiting outside.
Ike parked his car and approached her.
“I’m glad you made it. Join me” She said.
They got inside.
“Ike, I don’t have time to beat around the bush. I like you and I want us to be friends.”
“We are friends already.” Ike grinned.
“No, I want us to be more than that. Do you have a girlfriend?”
Ike was surprised at the question. He came for a football appointment and not a relationship talk.
“when will I meet your dad?” Ike tried to avoid the question.
“He is out of the country. So tell me, are you in a relationship?” Samantha stylishly brought the question back.
Ike could sense the direction Samantha was going.
“No” He lied. He felt saying yes could blow the opportunity.
“Wow, That’s great.” She said gleefully.
“So when will your dad return to Nigeria?”
“In a month’s time.”
“Ok, I’ll check back when he returns." he set to leave.
“I’ll be lonely and bored till he comes, I need a friend to hang around with. Besides the season just ended, you should be on holidays for a month before preseason training starts.”
“I will think about it.” Ike said as he turned the door knob to leave.
Samantha hugged him tight and pecked his cheek. From a peck she lost control and kissed him deeply. Everything happened in a flash.
“Oh! I’m so sorry.” She said realising what she had done.
Ike was surprised. He couldn’t process what just happened.
“It’s ok.” he managed to say.
As he drove home. Flashes of what happened clouded his mind.
He stopped at Chike’s place and narrated everything to him.
“Oboy, na double hammer be that. So you don kiss Oyinbo? Chei! How the mouth be?” Chike joked to the hearing of other teammates at his house.
Ike’s reply.
“My concern is the fact that I’ll have to wait for a month before her dad returns.”
“You call that waiting. I call it grooving for one month. You have 1month to flex that oyinbo.”
In less than 2 weeks Samantha and Ike hanged out. From clubs to boat cruises to city tours within the country. Samantha spent lavishly on him.
On this faithful night. Ike dropped Samantha at her residence as he set to leave Samantha held him close
“Please stay with me tonight, Im lonely.”
Ike was confused. He already had 8missed calls from Amaka.
“Please!! Just 1night.” She begged.
“Ok.” Ike said after much deliberation
She led him to the guest room.
“This is where you’ll sleep. Go in and have your shower. Goodnight.” She said.
At the bathroom
“What’s the difference between going home and sleeping in her guest room alone” Ike thought as he regretted his decision to spend the night there.
Minutes later.
As Ike stepped out of the shower, what he saw was beyond belief.
Samantha was stark naked on bed. Ike was rooted to the spot.
“Don’t you want to have a taste of this?” She invited him seductively.
“Chai! See fresh oyinbo paw-paw” He thought to himself.
If you were in Ike’s shoes what would you do?
The temptation was too good to ignore. He had been sex starved for almost a year.
“Something must kill a man” he said.
Brethren, Samankwe was in session.
Samantha was well versed in the art of samankwe. She could pass for a porn star whose video was premium on pornhub.
Her flexibility startled him. She introduced styles he had never imagined.
Like a world cup match He didn’t want to fall the hands of his country. Ike gave his all.
When he was done he felt proud of himself.
As he rose from the bed to shower. Samantha pulled him back.
“Is that your best? That was just a warm up for me.” Samantha said wryly.
“After 3 rounds?” Ike screamed.
I’ll pity you tonight. If you really want this contract, you’ll need to step up your sex game.
Ike was disappointed. He got thinking at the shower as he considered his options.
The next morning, he explained everything to Chike.
Chike burst into uncontrollable laughter. “Oboy, you fall our hands o. I get solution for this kind thing.”
“Wetin be the solution?”
“You need correct BURANTASHI.” (Local Viagra)
They headed to Mallam Sani’s shop. “Take 2 of this. I swear the Oyinbo go pick race. Dem no born am well.” Mallam Sani assured him.
“Go and make Nigeria proud.” Chike gave his final blessings.
Ike was excited. He went fully prepared.
He arrived at Samantha’s house.
“Baby, I’m here for you.”
Samantha was excited. she gulped everything she was drinking and joined him in the room.
Ike rushed to the bathroom. He brought out his BURANTASHI and mixed it with Bitters. He gulped the solution.
“Today na today, we die here.” He grinned.
In less than 5mins his manhood was like a newly commissioned Nepa pole. #burantashi
He stepped out with confidence.
“Come to daddy.” He smirked.
Before you could say jack Robinson samankwe was in session.
Ike handled her without mercy. With confidence he was able to reach the 5th round.
At this time the effects of the BURANTASHI started fading.
His conscience remark.👇
To his surprise, Samantha showed no sign of stopping.
“I love your energy today. We can still go for another 2hours.” She winked.
“Another 2 hours!” Ike screamed.
“Yes. We can go all night.” she boasted.
Ike’s reaction.
“What is the matter?” Samantha asked.
Ike struggled to talk but words could not describe his predicament.
“I’m not still satisfied. You can’t leave me hanging.” She said.
“Hanging? after 2hours of marathon sex. Is it world cup?” Ike screamed.
Her reaction.👇
“Go and make Nigeria proud.” Those words from Chike echoed in his heart.
He proceeded to take another shot of his mixture. This time he took twice the amount he took earlier.
Samankwe was back in session after a short commercial break.
He wondered where she got her strength from. “This one has spiritual problem.” He thought to himself.
He wondered if this was karma's way of punishing him for infidelity.
They samankwed till his manhood was hurting.
Minutes later.
He tried to let the juice out but nothing was coming forth. His tank was empty.
He passed out.
He woke up in a hospital.
He saw a nurse massaging his balls with ice.
As he looked to his side he saw Amaka on one side and Samantha on the other side.
He wished the ground should open and bury him alive.

Chike and another teammate entered the room and burst into uncontrollable laughter.
While he pondered on what to tell Amaka, the doctor entered.
“What’s the test result.” Amaka and Samantha asked the doctor together.
“He will be fine, we should thank God the football didn’t damage his balls during training.”
“Football? Training?” Ike was surprised.
Chike gave him a signal to show he got him covered.
Samantha Gave a wink.
Ike’s reaction.
Ike turned a new leaf. He was ready to wait for Amaka till marriage.
He cut all ties with Samantha.
With hardwork and determination, the right scouts found him. He signed for Monaco.
He didn’t give up on his dreams of playing for Barcelona.
Ike and Amaka got married and lived happily ever after.
Till date Amaka had no idea on the penis incidence.
Kudos to Chike.
**The end**
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CONFESSIONS PT2
Before we get down to business, lets have a recap of PT1
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