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@MollyJongFast
Aug 30, 2018 • 13 tweets • 6 min read • Read on X
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It’s Wednesday and that means it’s time for the stupidest, most mind-numbing, most horrific, most moronic, most absurd events of the week, and this week was a virtual cornucopia of stupid. #theweekinstupid
1. Osteopath Doctor Kelli gets the top spot with her conviction that John McCain decided to stop treatment for his brain cancer to mess up her chances in her primary. abc15.com/news/national/…
2. Trump gets spot number two for not knowing what colors go on the flag. Watch out Dan Quayle, someone is stupider than you are.
3. This week we discovered that Allen Weisselberg looks just like Al Capone’s accountant in the untouchables. And that Donald Trump does not not have advanced syphilis like Al Capone did.
4. This week saw the White House counsel fired by tweet (just like Rexxon). Sorry Don, only room for one Donald in Trumpworld.
5. Tammy called John McCain a RINO for not maga-ing enough and then a few hours later he died. Obviously Tammy killed John McCain.
6. The @TexasGOP tried to shame @BetoORourke for being in a band. It didn’t work out so well.
7. Trump did a dinner with the evangelicals because nothing says Christianity like paying pornographic actresses to spank you.
washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/o…
8. Speaking of being the most Christian president ever, it’s possible that the most Christian president ever has.... an illegitimate child. amp.slate.com/news-and-polit…
9. Papadopopaplee! Everyone’s favorite coffee boy is going to take the deal after all!
abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/w…
10. We also learned this week that the president’s name isn’t real popular so don’t hold your breath for Trumpcare or (the highly ironic) Trumptax.
Honorable mention- Rudy golfing at trump’s club in Scotland musing about how impeaching Trump will cause a revolt of the people. mediaite.com/tv/rudy-giulia…
2nd honorable mention- this very blurry photo represents Callista Gingrich and her helpful waiter Ted Cruz. You will notice Ted is wearing gloves to prevent the transmission of his lizardness to Callista.

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Oct 9, 2018
This is my son. He’s a large adult holding an enormous gun. Sometimes he kills elephants for fun. Is he even divorced yet? He thinks he’s the future of the Republican Party. He once dmed with Julian Assange. #HimToo
This is my son. He had five kids but this is not his wife. #himtoo
This is my adult son. He’s okay except if you give him beer and then he tends to get a little allegedly rapey. #HimToo
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Oct 8, 2018
He’s so shrill.
He should smile more
I feel like he’s screaming at me
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Oct 8, 2018
Charlie Kirk accusing someone of getting bad information is my favorite ironic irony.
Charlie Kirk mansplaining feminism to @taylorswift13 is my favorite Clusterfuckery
And Tammy has some thoughts too. I enjoy Tammy’s anti-celebrity rhetoric. Um, Tammy why are you famous again?
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Oct 7, 2018
I’m old enough to remember when they told us Trumpism wouldn’t be so bad and that Ivanka would be a moderating force and that we were being hysterical for nothing. We weren’t hysterical. We were right.
“Moderate centrist”
Future of the Republican Party
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Oct 5, 2018
“I am an independent impartial judge.”
“I am an independent impartial judge.”
“I am an independent impartial judge.”
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Sep 28, 2018
Ted Cruz wants us to know that women who are sexually assaulted ruin men’s lives.
But Mark Judge doesn’t want to be interviewed because he’s a recovering alcoholic
Um, it’s not up to Mark Judge but surrrrrrrreeee Ted Cruz
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