Thread by @RussInCheshire

We Conservatives want good jobs for British workers. And that's why were allowing skilled migrants to continue take the good jobs, leaving all the low-wage, low-skilled jobs for Britons to do.

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And once we have an economy based entirely on British workers picking fruit and serving coffee to wealthy immigrants, we no longer need an education system, so we can cut that, and reduce our tax bill even further at your children's expense
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And if, as a result of our social engineering, your kids have worthless jobs and dead-end lives and can't afford homes or families, they won't mind dying young. So we'll shut the NHS, and spend the extra money on union jack flags and bunting, and photos of the Queen
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But obviously we still need enough children to wear uniforms and fight wars, otherwise we'd have nothing to masturbate to. So we'll set military spending at the exact level that let's us have LOADS of shiny soldiers to boast about, but no hardware to keep them safe
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