I will now exonerate myself completely of all ridiculous charges by CAA @antisemitism that there was anything dodgy about my two-year membership of the #PalestineLive secret Facebook group that could POSSIBLY bring the Labour Party into disrepute. So read this thread, you fools!
Firstly, it's a secret group. I couldn't possibly get onto it except if a nasty antisemite invited me, so the odds of me finding myself there are a million to one. Well, that's exactly what happened! How amazing! #WhatAreTheOdds
It turns out that a lovely woman called Elleanne Green, the founder and admin of the group, DID invite me (my memory!). She is no antisemite, she just believes Mossad did 9/11-but then so did my good friend Stephen Sizer, who I defended-and he's in the group, so it's all good!
Once there, I found a great thread that refers to 'Zios' and I pitched in. Obviously, this was before Shami's wonderful report, at a time when NO-ONE knew that saying Zio was naughty, and that the KKK's David Duke had promoted it as a racist term. So: no problem there!
I also found a terrific thread starting with a post claiming “Israel Is Illegitimate” (who knew?!) and then another saying the idea of the Jewish People was invented (I had no idea!) and then someone referred to ‘Wayward Jews’ (Chutzpah, eh?): very interesting, so I pitched in!
Then I was asked by Elleanne for some help with a talk by an Anti-Zionist called Max Blumenthal, so I sent my social media guy to organize it at my offices. Chaz, Eleanne and Lynn all were so appreciative, but I’m very humble, so I replied to all three by thanking Jack instead!
As it turns out Chaz here likes to support Holocaust Denial “Muh Holocaust” – so humorous - honestly. that Chaz! I’m so shocked. Really. Otherwise, he’s a lovely guy.
Lynn, to whose post I respond directly below, supports Rothschild conspiracy theory, is a fan of David Icke, and believes Mossad might be responsible for the Paris terrorist attacks. What a wide spread of beliefs and interests my friends have!
Then again, my friend and group admin Elleanne also broadcasts the work of Gilad Atzmon, an antisemite so extreme that he is shunned by the lovely Palestinians. Well, everyone’s entitled to an opinion! Free speech, I say!
The very lovely Elleanne also promoted events at the ‘London Forum’ – a group described by The Independent as a ‘secret neo-Nazi group’, where Alison Chabloz has performed a ditty or two.........I don't know anything about a group, songs or music at all! Young people, eh?
In the group, I quite rightly expressed “huge respect for my friend Dr. Mads Gilbert”. He’s a friend of Hamas – but hey, so am I – so why not?! He also says of 9/11: “The oppressed also have a moral right to attack the USA with any weapon they can come up with” Hey - Go Mad(s)!
Also, why on earth should I not be there with my old friends, like Paul Eisen, who I claim not to have hung out with since he came out as a holocaust denier. Hey Paul! Sorry I can’t come to the next Deir Yassin thing, the cameras will be there!
There are of course some bad people there who I don’t know! Like this woman, Jackie Walker, who said ‘many jews were the chief financiers of the slave trade’. What a wicked Farakhan hoax. I’ve never heard of her.
But there were so many other old Labour friends there too: Tony Gratrex, Terry Crouchman, George Garside and dozens more. Just look them up in the report-lovely people all! It's hardly surprising I hung around there.
That’s of course without the massive slew of jew-hating, holocaust-denying, far-right racist sewage spouted on the group, posted there or by its members elsewhere, which of course I didn’t see, because I was so focused on my lovely friends. I'm like a laser!
Anyway, who has time to look into the background of EVERY person you hang out with. Is a busy leader of her Majesty’s Opposition supposed to have some kind of nose for such things? Really!
It’s such a lovely group, that my son Seb joined, my social media guy, Paul Mason, Chris Williamson MP and even Clive Lewis, MP! But all good things come to an end, and I had to leave shortly after becoming leader of the Labour Party. I can’t imagine why!! Can you?
So you silly people at @antisemitism, fancy thinking that participating in this group could possibly bring me into disrepute with the Labour Party, or contravene our NEC’s Social Media Policy! You are so funny sometimes! Bye for now-this jam won't make itself!
(If you don't believe me, see Mr Collier's report via @mishtal or read antisemitism.uk/caa-files-fres… )

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh

Keep Current with Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody

Jeremy Corbin MP, Prime Ministerial Parody Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!


Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @CorbynSnap

Jul 10, 2018

As so many have failed to appreciate @JennieGenSec’s improvements to the document agreed by academics & approved by 31 nations, it falls to me (just the right person) to Jewsplain antisemitism to the ungrateful: <thread>
These are the four items we dropped from the definition, with my meticulous, learned and humble anti-racist explanation of why the Labour Party has done so, clearly demonstrating how omission improves the fight against ‘the oldest hatred’.
Suppose my friend, the vicar Rev. Sizer, says “Mossad did 9/11” (He did) & a British jew says “that’s antisemitic” (they did)-then I say, l “you’re only saying that because he’s pro-Palestinian” (I did). Well, the Jew can’t get away with such sneaky allegiance to Israel!Dropped!
Read 7 tweets
May 21, 2018
All friends of Ken Livingstone must now join me in banding together against those who know he has been persecuted by sinister forces for speaking the truth. To do so we must first understand the propaganda used by the #JewsErmZionists. Follow this thread to learn more. /1
Firstly, last year 107 Labour MPs and many of our Peers signed a statement calling what Ken had said "insidious racism" "antisemitism" and "Holocaust revisionism". Ignore them, they are just MPs, Zionist pawns. Move on jlm.org.uk/not_in_my_name… /2
Next challenge is that the world's most respected Holocaust historians came out in unison to describe what Ken had said as "categorically false". Whatever. It's their word against ours. Ken read it in a book, 30 years ago, but it was an actual book. timesofisrael.com/top-historians… /3
Read 7 tweets
Apr 4, 2018
Action - not words - against Antisemitism starts here!

Obviously not with me, despite me being guilty as hell. But I can’t chop my own head off.

Not with the leadership team, ditto, because, well, they ARE me. Even though we all want Israel destroyed. So ... 1/
How about the General Secretary, Jennie Formby? She’s hired an antisemite, said some dodgy things but most of all, she’s ‘Len’s representative on Earth’. So can’t touch her, even though she will surely impede progress in antisemitism because 2/
... Len is chief agitator. He and Unite actively promote ‘Jewish Voice for Labour’ an organisation packed with vicious antisemites fronted by people born Jewish in order to undermine the Jewish community in the media. Len bankrolls me! So not him. Well ... 3/
Read 10 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Don't want to be a Premium member but still want to support us?

Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!


0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy


3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!