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In honor of #PiDay - JOKES!
Watch out - Mr. Magoo is going after those Confederate statues! #PiDay
Here is Mr. Magoo delivering a pay-off to Stormy Daniels. I was with Brian Williams when I took this with my cellphone. Yeah, that's right. My. SMARTphone. #PiDay
I'm going to throw this in for NO REASON. Or maybe 1000 reasons. Take your pick! I mean, this guy would never hire Mr. Magoo. Or would he?

Yeah, that's right. What day IS this? Ides of March? Whoops - that's TOMORROW. Never mind. Oh, yeah. It's Einstein's birthday!

#VSG #PiDay
Here's a great one! Southern gentleman Mr. Magoo telling Sally Yates about the latest in CARDBOARD BOXES.

Whoops! Why she slipped on a MUSLIM BANana peel in an area that was clearly marked NO VIRTUE SIGNALING OR THE PLOT FOLDS. Too bad! Have a cardboard box, Sally! #PiDay
AHA! We caught Mr. Magoo counting his BRIBES from Hillary Clinton! Why, we had better #FireSessions!

Oh - wait a minute. I'm sorry - I misspoke! This digital photo was taken in Little Rock, Arkansas, and Mr. Magoo is counting CLINTON CASH. Oh, RATS! He's doing his JOB! #PiDay
Here's my FAVORITE picture of Mr. Magoo - BANNING GUNS! See, there was a DNC-CNN plot in a place called #Parkland to use Eric Holder's Promise Program, Tavistock and #CrisisBrats to BAN GUNS and - OMG - Mr. Magoo! You released Fast-and-Furious documents instead! SO BLIND! #PiDay
Here's Mr. Magoo with his MUSLIM CAP and KORAN and - OH WAIT! That was John Brennan!

This is Mr. Magoo wearing his night-cap, reading a report from the SECRET FISA abuse investigation ALREADY IN PROGRESS!

And then Wolf Moon yells from the audience: "IT'S A COOKBOOK!"

Here's Mr. Magoo helping Rex Tillerson lose a little weight so he'll fit through the door of the State Department on the way out!

Now we love Rex and think he was AWESOME. But when it's time to DROP THE DIME ON CANKLES, we want NEMESIS POMPEO in State, GETTIN' THE GOODS. #PiDay
Here, we see an angry CANKLES GOON forced to wheel Mr. Magoo around to all these jobs she thought he couldn't do because he's "recused". Remember - if you're ever working for TRUMP, who expects stuff to GET DONE, then make sure you're only forbidden to work on total BS. #PiDay
In this picture, we see Mr. Magoo checking the Fake News to make sure it's still GOOD AND FAKE before the usual Friday nuclear drops.

Maggie Haterman, above the fold! Is she WRONG? With Magoo on the job HA!

"Socialism dies in the sunlight!" That's it - right? #PiDay
When Christmas season rolls around, Mr. Magoo LOVES to be Santa Claus!

So what's IN STYLE this year? How about some


Mr. Magoo has all kinds of friends! Here we see somebody - either Kerry or Mueller, giving him an OBAMA COMFORT DOLL, just like the one NYT Editor Jill Abramson has! But since Mr. Magoo doesn't have a PURSE to put it in, maybe he can clear up some space in GITMO for it! #PiDay
Medical ski boots are going to be extremely popular this year, as the Indictment Solstice approaches. Here we see Mr. Magoo negotiating with the true leader of the EU for an extra large shipment to EUROPE.

#PiDay #QAnon #Skilluminati #TheBootIsReal
And what's this? Mr. Magoo and Stormy Daniels AGAIN? I tell you, they're up to something! Trump had better #FireSessions if he wants to keep Stormy! She's got them goo-goo eyes for Magoo!

#PiDay #TheStormy
But here's my favorite picture of all. This is Mr. Magoo telling the Democrats how Trump is gonna ride 'em like a rented mule in both 2018 AND 2020.

So how would Mr. Magoo know that?

Why I guess the man is just blessed with extraordinary vision of SOME KIND.



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Oct 8, 2018
Dig around under here for an education on the ChiComs. The fact that two victims likely worked for a semiconductor fab HERE that is sending a new plant to CHINA touched off many posts on how the ChiComs slowly and patiently subvert companies here to send the work overseas.
Wasn't there some team of semiconductor guys on that hackable Malaysian plane that went nutso? Just sayin'. I don't necessarily believe that any of these accidents are connected to the ChiComs, but I don't rule it out. Their Democrat gimps can yell "conspiracy theory" all day.
To catch spies, you have to THINK like a spy. That means entertaining the possibility that people ARE spies, and looking for them to exhibit expected behaviors. In the age of electronic hacks, it gets even more complicated.

The CONSPIRACY against Trump was REALITY. Accept it.
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I finally figured out my mission. So I guess this is a mission statement.
Fiat justitia ruat cælum.

"Let justice be done though the heavens fall."
I think this is why I'm in love with Rosie's avatar. Call me a sword and scale fetishist. Grrrrrr. Historic Justice is HOTTTTTT.
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Sep 13, 2018
Thank GOD I'm not the only person seeing this. No longer alone.

Were it not for Q's posts on the "Goog top" and that leaked video, I could NEVER have convinced people to understand just how SLOW and PATIENT real Soviet Socialism is. Socialism clings to people like RELIGION.
People have a false idea that to send socialism via a person, that person has to cosign to a devious plot about future events.

No. Somebody in the KGB realized that frustrated believer Pa Brin would do more good in America than in Russia, and let him leave like a virus carrier.
In fact, I'm sure this pattern was well proven and trusted by the time the iron curtain was lowered. Soviet orthodoxy needed restructuring, and it got it. Collapse of orthodoxy powered diaspora of the infected. Rejuvenated "new" socialism advanced to be reborn everywhere. SMART.
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Sep 12, 2018
Gee whiz - does the @nytimes really think THIS is a conspiracy theory? I mean, it SOUNDS really plausible. Guess we'll know soon - right?
How about THIS one? Sounds really plausible that Sally Yates might need a lawyer. Just sayin'. It's not like she hired Quisp & Bigfoot. I'm calling this "almost believable". If @nytimes wants to call this a conspiracy theory, they could say WHY, since "Q" says LAST WEEK.
OK - time to throw the @nytimes a bone! There is NO WAY that "Zipper Lips" Comey is talking to people! NO WAY WRAY! Surely this "Q" person is wrong about Jim Comey. I mean, it's not like Comey would just up and give memos to some strange prof at Communism University! RIIIIGHT?
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@MyManJimmyJack @Bagatino @rising_serpent People - this PDF from the top-post-linked article is EXPLOSIVE. I'll put the link here, and then explain.

Short version: I remembered this stuff was in the news decades ago as a murder weapon. It seems that some people at FDA remembered it too.

@MyManJimmyJack @Bagatino @rising_serpent This stuff is basically poisonous because of the "N-nitroso" group. Chemists learned to be wary. At around the time it was used for murder, both the acute and long-term toxicity of this stuff was just being understood. Wikipedia is a good read here:

@MyManJimmyJack @Bagatino @rising_serpent The story in the PDF is basically this - WE found, WE investigated, WE made the Chinese company give us the information, WE figured out an excuse (we think) that THEY changed a process, then we say "fix it" and "don't let it happen again". FDA explains it's not THEIR fault.
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Not seeing any real changes with the *apparent* disappearance of the QFD shadowban per shadowban.eu. Methinks socialism is up to the usual socialist trickery - that Twitter engineers have implemented any of several very rudimentary ways to fool the test site.
My recommendation to @Jim_Jordan, @RepMattGaetz, @DevinNunes, and @RepMarkMeadows is to ask very specifically about what coding has been done to deal with THIS monitoring site, as well as other, similar sites. Should be interesting, but the most important site is THIS ONE.
I suspect that there are layers and layers of deception and trickery here. Possible avenues of evasion include "see - no difference!" and more, but the bottom line is THEY HAVE THE CODE AND YOU DON'T. That is always the way they win. THEY HAVE THE CODE.
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