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STORYTIME MY EX BOYFRIEND TIRED TO GET HIS MOM TO DRAG ME !

So me and my ex boyfriend had very bad problems. I’d argue over who ate the last Dount, yes stuff like that 😩🤦🏽‍♂️ so one day he text me talking bout “i don’t wanna be in the relationship anymore” i’m okay i’ve been thinking that for the longest. We aruging. Then i get a

text from his mom. He like “Why you break up with my son???” i’m so confused i’m like your son broke up with me sister 😂 so i’m over her. I text him back with a long paragraph, longer than an essay. So he reply with a “🖕🏽👊🏾” i’m like he want to fight me 😂?
so next morning

i feel like my hair is being pulled. I woke up and i see my lil sister pulling my hair telling me someone is knocking on the door asking for me. So i’m like who could it be cause it was 7:30 in the afternoon. I go on snapchat and instagram and i see my ex posting my front door

step. So i’m like hell no. I put on my jordan’s and i put on my bonnet. I text my brothers and tell them to pull up at my house w the choppa. So i walk outside i see the nigga momma standing at the end of my steps waiting for me to come out 😂 i come out laughing at her. So i

step down and he spit on me. I kick the shit out her old ass ! 😂💯 she fall she redeem her self. I’m squaring her ass up and i 2 pieced her ass then i slip. I pull her shirt and it ripped so i’m still on the ground tryna get up so she won’t fall onto me😩. So her son hyping her

her up and i see my “brothers” pull up and they break up the fight. As they pulling me back my ex slaps me and my brother slept his ass. So i have to deal with his old ass mom. I tie my shoes and she pulls my hair and my bonnets falls off and he starts pulling my hair. I’m tryna

lift my head up to see what she finna do , so i fall and she fall too i get on top and starts wamping in her shit 😂😂🗣‼️

Moral Of The Story Dont Date Someone Who Mom Will Fight You 🤷🏿‍♀️😬 #threads #storytime