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This is a common sight in some parts of Johannesburg. Adverts claiming to assist with "penis enlargement".
Most of us know that this is a scam ... but sadly people do fall for it 😞
#FriendlyReminder #SizeDoesNotMatter

• girth >>> length
• penis size does not determine pleasure
• average penis length
• range 9cm - 16cm
Common statement from those seeking penis enlargement : she says I don't satisfy her

Wherever possible, I encourage the guy to come and consult. If that's impossible I refer them to a colleague. This is a very sensitive matter and must be handled properly

#SizeDoesNotMatter
First, we need to determine if there is erectile dysfunction or not. Erectile dysfunction is the inability to achieve and/or maintain an erection that is firm enough for sexual intercourse. If that is the problem, I refer to a urologist

#SizeDoesNotMatter
I also ask if the complaint about size has come from the regular sexual partner(s) or if it's a new complaint. This is important. Regular partner(s) complain - something has changed and we need to know what it is. I ask about stress, diet, illness, etc #SizeDoesNotMatter
If the complaint about size comes from a new partner(s) then I go deeper and ask about the first sexual encounter with the new partner(s).

Performance Anxiety and "First Round Does Not Count" are discussed in detail.

#SizeDoesNotMatter
Performance Anxiety

Everything can be perfect. Sometimes the anxiety is just too much. The first time can be a fumbling mess with a half-baked erection, premature ejaculation, nervous apologies, and disappointment. Report sent out is that incinci 💔 #SizeDoesNotMatter
If this is indeed the case, I encourage the guy to ask for a second chance because remember "First Round Does Not Count". He needs to explain that to the sexual partner(s). The second chance usually goes better. So pretty please give second chances #SizeDoesNotMatter
The physiology of sex is important.

Take time to learn. There is always something new. Buy books. Read. Google. Locate the clitoris. Get a clitoral vibrator. Sex toys. Find the G-spot. Just Do Something. You don't know everything #SizeDoesNotMatter
#SexToys are fun! They are NOT a replacement. They are your friends. #SizeDoesNotMatter
Vluit Vluit
My story is uit

#SizeDoesNotMatter

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Sexual stimulation of the anus, penis, and/or vagina using the tongue

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Many people are living with #depression and are not aware of it.

"I know that something is wrong but I'm not sure what it is"

"I think I'm just tired. I should be fine after a short holiday"

They continue through life on auto-pilot
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"I know exactly what the problem is but I'm not going to see a psychiatrist/psychologist"

"I'm going to pray about it"
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Marinus told his mom about me. He made it clear that we were courting - he had already given me a promise ring - and that we would be getting married in 2004.
I told my mom about Marinus.
They were both very shocked. It was 2001 and everyone had 3 years to sort themselves out
Marinus' brothers are cool. He is the third born of four boys. There was obviously that initial shock and then everything was okay.
There was however one person who was not happy with the latest developments - farmer cousin from #Marikana ...
Farmer cousin from #Marikana called Marinus and requested a meeting in Marikana. I was like "oh hell NO!" People 'disappear'. We all know this. I told Marinus to tell farmer cousin that they could meet at Haarties - and Paul his older brother was also coming ...
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I'm going to do a thread about this cake. If after this thread, you still continue to eat this cake at least you're making an informed decision.
This cake is eaten to "help" with the relief of mild to moderate pain caused by headaches, toothache, colds and flu.
It has other "uses" such as curing hangovers, alleviating period pain, relieving toothache and stress.
Ingredients of the cake: aspirin, paracetamol and caffeine
1. What is aspirin?
Aspirin is acetylsalicylic acid. It is an NSAID Non Steroidal Anti Inflammatory Drug.
It is used to treat pain, fever, or inflammation.
Aspirin is also an antiplatelet.
It prevents blood from clotting in arteries.
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