#SizeDoesNotMatter
This is a common sight in some parts of Johannesburg. Adverts claiming to assist with "penis enlargement".
Mar 3, 2018 • 11 tweets • 5 min read
Many people are living with #depression and are not aware of it.
"I know that something is wrong but I'm not sure what it is"
"I think I'm just tired. I should be fine after a short holiday"
They continue through life on auto-pilot
Then you get the people that are living with #depression and are fully aware of it BUT have chosen to deal with it in their own way
"I know exactly what the problem is but I'm not going to see a psychiatrist/psychologist"
"I'm going to pray about it"
Dec 8, 2017 • 37 tweets • 10 min read
Marinus told his mom about me. He made it clear that we were courting - he had already given me a promise ring - and that we would be getting married in 2004.
I told my mom about Marinus.
They were both very shocked. It was 2001 and everyone had 3 years to sort themselves out
Marinus' brothers are cool. He is the third born of four boys. There was obviously that initial shock and then everything was okay.
There was however one person who was not happy with the latest developments - farmer cousin from #Marikana ...
Nov 17, 2017 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
I'm going to do a thread about this cake. If after this thread, you still continue to eat this cake at least you're making an informed decision.
This cake is eaten to "help" with the relief of mild to moderate pain caused by headaches, toothache, colds and flu.
It has other "uses" such as curing hangovers, alleviating period pain, relieving toothache and stress.
Ingredients of the cake: aspirin, paracetamol and caffeine
This cake is eaten to "help" with the relief of mild to moderate pain caused by headaches, toothache, colds and flu.