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There’s always that one baba in your Neigbourhood who lives alone, is scary as hell and rumored to be the jagaban of wizards. The one you think of while praying “witches fall and die” at night.

As kids, inspired by our village people, we ate his chicken

Brethren
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Baba white was a feared old man. Always dressed in a red or black Jalamia, his head skinned, his eyes red and deep set.

if while playing football our ball entered his compound, brethren it was Goodbye. Because are you a fool? You want to collect it?
As we thought, Ball that he would have changed to your destiny you want to now be playing it up and down? What if you play your destiny and enter bush and cannot find it again?What if during monkey post you play it to chuku chuku and it bursts. No! Best option is a new ball Abeg
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Why do some girls love making everything an issue, & for love sake you'll be dying inside for peace to reign.

I chose to work out to aid my discovery after I quit my job so I registered in a gym. I met Lucy, everything was ok until my girlfriend saw us together.

CEE C😭

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I had just joined the gym classes & my routine was still light, I was running on treadmills to build my fitness before I'd begin working on my body.

I got to the gym quite early on this occasion & I was alone, I started to work out & more people joined me.
While I was running on the treadmill I plugged music in my ears so I didn't notice people around me, after I had ran to my satisfaction I turned it off and when I got down from the treadmill I noticed this lady waiting for me to finish.

"You're done yeah?" She asked

"Yeah!" 😤
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