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Those moments when parents snap and tell the child what’s really the deal are just hilarious to me.

I’ve done it. Will probably do it again. 🤣 #DGProper
The best part is that 99% of parents aren’t thinking of things in a “mine vs yours” with their child. We would give the little poop monsters anything we had...

Right up until they demand it and melt down as if they’re a white lady at Apple care.

Then we get PETTY.

#DGProper
When my kid is really being a brat I hug her mother in front of her which pisses her off because “That’s MY mommy.” I look her dead in the eye and whisper “She was my wife first” and then kiss her cheek.

SIDNEY HULK OUT. SIDNEY SMASH. 🤣 #DGProper #DGPetty
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