👇 We need to Remain in the EU because:
1) The establishment want us to & they always look after the little guy.
2) JP Morgan & Goldman Sachs say it is a good idea.
3) George Soros has tossed £800k into overturning our Referendum, so we must have got it wrong.
4) Richard Branson wants us to & we need to forgive his VAT Fraud, tax avoidance & tax haven lifestyle.
5) We will run out of sandwiches without the EU.
6) We'll have no medicine & planes will fall from the sky, should we leave the trading bloc.
7) We need to get out of NATO, who have served their purpose at keeping us safe for decades. We can start our own EU army & replace it.
8) London has become too big & we should share it with Frankfurt & Paris. The UK is receiving too much income from London.
9) Youth unemployment in UK has hit record numbers, that'll never do. We need to collapse this, to achieve parity with the EU.
10) UK has created 400,000 jobs since EURef, we need to reduce this. They'll have us all working at this rate.
11) UK Investment has increased since EURef, we need this reduced.
12) Exports are up since EURef, we need to import more.
13) FTSE has increased since EURef, we need this to collapse.
14) We don't want to trade with anyone else, only the EU. We should let EU sort trade deals, so all other EU27 nations get clauses to suit them
15) We don't want to hold Westminster accountable, it's better to kick the blame to Brussels.
16) Brexit will start WW3.
17) There will be a lack of sperm in the UK, should we leave the EU (I know, but google it).
18) We don't wish to upset the supply of free wine to our glorious leader Juncker, who likes to get hammered before lunchtime each day.
19) We need to hand £10bn nett each year to the EU, or how can they afford the shift to Strasbourg annually?
20) EU needs somewhere to funnel all their illegal immigrants towards. It would be unfair to leave EU to sort their own mess.
21) We need massive lobbying of our parliament. WM is limited, but the EU make it much easier for big businesses to sway legislation.
22) Corruption is much easier to hide in the unaccountable EU. We notice it too easily in WM.
23) Theresa May cannot dance, Juncker can hardly walk. He wins.
So, time to stop #Brexit. There's no way we can put up with all this.
#FBPE, #LosersVote
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