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Aug 21, 2018 7 tweets 2 min read
Hello Sister?
Yes ! You should pee after Sex !

Its significantly reduces your chances of getting a UTI, especially for people who have recurrent UTI's.

#DrJohnAfam
#Issathread

The Urinary tract is made up of Kidneys, Bladder,.... ....Ureter (Kidney to bladder) and Urethra ( Bladder to "outside"). Most Infections affect the Lower part, i.e Bladder and Urethra, but it can sometimes ascend to the Kidneys.

A variety of Microorganisms can cause UTI. And UTI's are quite common.

Women are more prone to UTI's..
Aug 10, 2018 4 tweets 2 min read
Something a Little "Mature" for the Evening.

Sex could improve memory in women.(Aerobics can too, but Sex is way more fun)

Sperm is Fast (For its size, Imagine a Fish, swimming 5000mph)

Apples are Aphrodisiacs (Healthy and Sexy)

#TGIF
#FridayFeeling
#RT
#RETWEEET Size doesn't really matter! (Yup, She really doesnt care)

Women are more likely to Orgasm when they wear Socks (Keep the feet warm)

Drinking Water will make you "Wetter" (3L!!!)

Sex can help with Headaches and Migraines (Not everytime Paracetamol)
Aug 6, 2018 23 tweets 6 min read
"We need to do an Operation"

Those "evil" Words that no pregnant woman wants to hear..

But why is it so bad?
Why is it "not my portion"?
Why do we need to do an Operation?
What are the complications?
What are the other options?

Ladies and Gentlemen...

#IssaThread
#DrJohnAfam Ceaserean Delivery ( C-Section, Surgical Birth, Abdominal Delivery) is the delivery of a baby or babies, through an incision (cut) in the abdomen, and the Womb. This is often indicated when a Vaginal birth ( Normal delivery) would put the mother or baby at risk
#DrJohnAfam
Jul 27, 2018 16 tweets 8 min read
Amaka : I have been having unprotected sex and now i am itching down there , how do I tell my Mom, i need to see a Dr

Inner Amaka : Tell her you have Toilet Infection

Stop Lying on Toilet!

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE TOILET INFECTION!!!

#Issathread
#DrJohnAfam But but ..

It was after i used that dirty toilet i started having symptoms.

Still No ..

ITS NOT THE TOILET THAT GAVE YOU THE SYMPTOMS!
STOP LYING ON THE TOILET!
#DrJohnAfam
Jul 19, 2018 16 tweets 8 min read
Do Girls Mature Earlier than Boys?

Is it Scientific? Or Just a Social Construct?

If they do, why do they?

If they dont ,why do we think they do?

Fam,
#IssaThread
#DrJohnAfam Girls actually Mature earlier than Boys,it is a Scientific and Cultural fact

Here's why,

Girl hit puberty earlier than boys, at this stage you body starts preparing for the possibility of having and raising a child.

There is an increase in the "woman" hormones
#DrJohnAfam
Jul 17, 2018 11 tweets 3 min read
Sam: you don go hospital?
Bright: Dem gimme drugs but i dey go buy Typhoid drugs,that doctor young,e never sabi work
Sam: But the doctor nor talk say you get typhoid na
Bright: How you take know say i nor get? You be Doctor?
Why does everyone in Nigeria have Typhoid?
#IssaThread Doctor: So we would give you these antimalarials.
Take them for 3 days anf you would feel better.

Iya Ibeji : Doctor, no Typhoid medicine?

Doctor : No you dont have Typhoid

Iya Ibeji : Doctor? You sure? Na me know my Body o. This one pass ordinary Malaria o
Jun 19, 2018 12 tweets 4 min read
As a Sickle Cell Warrior there are Five things you must do to have a long and happy life!

Easily remembered by the Acronym.

WISE - K

Spread the Word!

Be WISE K!?

#Tweet4SickleCell
#BeWISE W - Water!

You need water! Lots of Water.
Dehydration is one of the most easily recognisable Crisis triggers.

As a Warrior you should aim for at least 3-4 litres daily and even more when you have diarrhea.

Drink some water,and drink some more!
#Tweet4SickleCell