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My kid loves "The Cat in The Hat" to death. She demands we read it multiple times a day which concerns me because this is a story of a glorified home invasion.
#TheCaInTheHat needed to be arrested. #DGProper
#TheCaInTheHat needed to be arrested. #DGProper
2 kids are at home alone & I'm not sure how old they are. They don't SEEM like they should be left home alone with a fish as a babysitter but hey. Times are hard.
They never mention "Daddy" in this story so for all we know the Mother is working 2 jobs trying to survive.
They never mention "Daddy" in this story so for all we know the Mother is working 2 jobs trying to survive.
So these 2 kids with a fish as babysitter are at home and a gatdamb jauntily dressed cat BREAKS INTO THEIR HOUSE.
He didn't knock. They didn't say "Come on in oddly formally dressed cat." They were SCARED when dude just broke in. And he starts QUESTIONING THEM.
He didn't knock. They didn't say "Come on in oddly formally dressed cat." They were SCARED when dude just broke in. And he starts QUESTIONING THEM.
