#THREAD

1} My Dear Friend Geri,

With all due respect to current #NonProfits serving Refugees & Immigrants - their Branding & Messaging are #Tragically #Weak.

#OurAmericanKids🇺🇸 are BEING #SCAPEGOATED & #WE, the Liberals of #OurCountry we call the United States of America...
2} ...get OUR #Truthful-#Propaganda #LUNCH handed to us - #EVERY #DAMNED #TIME there's a watershed political issue.

My opinion as a 25-year #Duke MBA-trained-#Strategist, is that "Dreamers" is a well-intentioned, but desperately INEFFECTIVE MONIKER for #OurAmericanKids. Scapegoats for American Fascists
3} My dog #Sadie is a very #Active #Dreamer. Hitler #Dreamed about ruling an #AryanPlanet.

Un-@realDonaldTrump dreams of building a wall "SO fucking HIGH," that planes can't #LAND in #Texas without traveling 100-miles North of our Southern Border - just to pull a #giant U-ey✈️ Hitler Dreamed of an Aryan Planet-Earth.U-Turn in the sky
4} At #MaraLago, "Special Friends" of #TheRegime regularly gather for a "2nd-Saturday Oligarchical-Orgy!"

Led by the horrifyingly-famous S-@TRUMPETTES45 - "O'Os" begin with self-simulating-congratulations-circles known a "wrinkle-smoothers."

☔️"#DACA" was #POPULAR-Piss-Play💦
5} In OTHER words, "#DACA💦" was a Mar-A-Lago #Joke, for the wintery-white-wet-wiping-wiener-wenches of the S-#Trumpettes & their endless #TrumpTrain of piddle-prefering-penis-pumping-Paragons of American-Authority!

Dems Are Cuckold Airheads
Deport And Call Ayn (Rand)
#Acronyms! Rand Paul, Paul Ryan and Ayn Rand gather for a drink.
6} "Illegals, Deportees, Aliens, #DACA, Criminals, Rapists, #Shithole-Dwellers, Muslim Extremists, The War-on-White Santa" - WHAT's the DIFFERENCE, to spry Fascist-Fellaters enjoying their sexual-PRIMEs & living out wet-#TrumpDreams. There it is again! EVERYONE DREAMS! Nauseous? Nazi propaganda - intended to turn the Acronym #DACA again the #HumanBeings it was drafted to serve.
7} Just as we #SANE Americans are appalled by the vile, vomitous, virulent vestige of Nazi-Campaining known as #MAGA - #Fascists laugh HYSTERICALLY at OUR #beloved "Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals" - #DACA.

Arrivals?
When? How?
Where are THEY now?
Dreamers?
Ha! Pfft! Meh. The vile, vomitous, virulent vestige of Trump's Nazi-Campaign - #MAGA!
8} SEE why DEMS #RARELY win #Policy stand-offs against the @GOP?

💣Lobbing #Obscure & #Inscrutable softball-acronyms to #StateTV-spinning #Stalinist-Strategists, doesn't even MINIMALLY challenge the #Proletariat-Power of their #Liberty-Lamenting Cult.

9} #AntiFascist-Movements require MUCH more than well-written, logical & humanistic #ImmigrationPolicy!

DEM #Representatives & #Strategists must #Gain Fearlessly-Propagandic-Bulk & MUSCLE, to merely ENTER #TheRing, in the #CurrentOccupant's "Titanic-Tyrant-Trouser" #WeightClass.
10} When #DemocraticParty Strategists FINALLY #FightUp to the "Titanic-Tyrant-Trouser" Weight Class, they MUST be READY for ANYTHING! #MalevolentMitch, #TheApostlePaul & #TheOrangeOgre are NOTORIOUS for butt-smuggling Sock-Shivs & Penis-Pliers into the Congressional-#CageMatch.
11} Not FAIR! #RepublicansCheat!

👉#Truth!😠

#TheRegime fights dirtier than a #JeffreyEpstein-led #TrumpTower-#TrumpTrain speeding down #Rigid-rails toward a salacious, @StormyDaniels @GOP-gangbang. So, #GetHard, #BeBold & #HangTough! The Regime's #EndlessLies & shameless... The Orange Ogre with his paid-off-Porn-Pal, @StormyDaniels.
12} ...#profiteering, are akin to #JimJones' Cult-Exterminating #FlavorAid "Revival."💀

🍷#DrinkChildrenDrink... You're So tired. So weary. We're going to a BETTER place. It's ALLLLL-OVER now. Hold your babies. If they're too young to drink, POUR-it into their little-mouths.💔 Jim JonesCult Mass-Suicide by Flavor-Aid. Jonestown, Guyana - 1978
13} So what to do? Any answers⁉️
#Liberals?
#Democrats?
#LGBTQAdvocates?
#PeopleOfColor?
#AntiFascists?
#PeacefulProtesters?

😳#DREAMERS⁉️ Shit!

What a VERY-versatile word #Dreamers is - no?! HOW MANY ways have I used it, in this single @twitter-#THREAD?
How many CONTEXTS?
14} #DEMS must #StepUp with POWERFUL, CLEAR, COMPELLING and #MostImportantly UNIQUE branding & Messaging.

STRONG & INCONTROVERTIBLE - #UniquelyAmerican Branding that is NOT OPEN to #HystericallyDismissive #Laughter from the X% of #Oligarchs that ruthlessly-RULE #America today. Good branding is both broadly compelling, and inarguably UNIQUE.Citizens of ALL ages recognize a premier brand image when they see it.
15} Our #grifted #SCOTUS gifted Republicans a #RichOpening to transmogrify #AmericanDemocracy into an unchecked, #Kleptocratic-#Kakistocracy.

🔥Our #WhiteHot #PandorasBox was easily-opened, like an #IndianaJonesMovie chest-full of Nazi-pilfered GOLD. But #TrumpNazis don't #MELT! Judicial thievery in progress!Indiana Jones
16} I'm (kinda) trying to keep this #CASE for a #DemocraticParty #BrandingRevolution simple & easy to understand - or AT LEAST fun to read.🤪

The @DNC MUST learn & evolve, as they currently deserve a #Grade of "D," at BEST. American #ClassicMovie-
17} You've almost made it, Friends👍
& Fithy-Fascist-#Freeloaders!💩

My #GoForward example of HOW TO WIN the #ImmigrationDebate?
Don't be a #Dreamer.
Change the conversation.
#ActForHumanity.
WIN the #ImmigrationDebate.
Defeat @Trump's #EthnicCleaning
RESTORE our Democracy.
How?
18}🌞
Simple.
Unique.
Incontrovertible!

🐕#MyDog's a #Dreamer.
☝️But #Millions of Babies, Children & Teens, who KNOW NO-LIFE outside of the US, aren't aliens or illegals. THEY are PART-OF our #AmericanFamily.

📢"They're #OurAmericanKids - in America with US, to STAY!"🌎
{END} The Statue of Liberty📢
🔥P.s. - #OhNo @JuddLegum! We SURELY didn't SUFFER a LONG Dictatorial-Delay!

It's a #DACA-#Bukkake-Bash at The @TRUMPMaraLago Septuagenarian-#PornPalace. Is #DACA merely a 'Bate-n-#Switch?😳

📢"They're #OurAmericanKids - in America with US, to STAY!"🌎

👍Okay! I'll pass along the invite to #Mexico. They'll get their #WaterWings & hit-the-#Pacific!

Motivation won't be a problem, as I'm sure their SICK of OUR #DrunkenAmerican #BullShit

"👋Bye-bye," to our sweet #HispanicHoney. WE deserve to LIVE IN #ISOLATION - Not YOU, Dear.😭 Our southern-border Sexy Señorita will be SORELY missed. Bye-Bye Honey!Mexico has been FORMALLY-INVITED to #Border Australia! New spooning partners are always EXCITING. I hope you're happy together. America deserves to be left-in-the-lurch.
The @TRUMPETTES45 blocked me, which is #TERRIBLY and really - just AMAZINGLY and sadly #hysterically funny.

Women usually like me fine - but you already knew that.😘

~Jeff Why do these women hate @LRBitisnot?

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